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Just about every human being has a satirical pig counterpart. Here are a few of the more famous that you’ll see around Pigsburg. These are pigs with all the qualities of their human counterparts...the good, the bad and the porky. You'll recognize many of them, if not by their names, certainly by their deeds.
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William Shakespig
One poetic, prophetic, prolific pig laureate.
This bard with a beard gets laughs and squeals,
With stories and plays that spring from his quill.
His subjects and verbs all seem to agree,
His fame and fortune were just meant to be.
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Albert Imswine
One very brainy, slightly zany fuzzy-headed pig.
He's the smarty pants who spilled all the beans,
About the universe and what it all means.
You'll get a big bang out of this swine,
As much for his looks as what's on his mind.
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Swill Rogers
One cute little rootin' tootin' cowpoke pig.
He never met a kid he didn't like,
Whether they're 80 or only a tyke.
He loves to tell stories, you can see by his grin,
While holding a lasso and making it spin.
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One gum-flappin', hand-clappin', jive rappin' pig.
Don't mistake his frown for an "attitude."
That's how rappers show their gratitude,
For all their fans' praise and platitudes.
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Andy Warthog
One really silly, willy-nilly little pig artist.
He paints pictures of stars and puts them in groups,
But what he likes most is pictures of soup.
Now the whole world knows him by name,
Even though he's only had 15 minutes of fame.
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