Za Za Ga-Boar

One ritzy-glitzy, itsy-bitsy, kinda ditsy glamour-gal pig.
She likes being driven in a long limousine,
And coddled and pampered just like she's a queen.
But deep down inside, she's a big ham at heart,
On the world stage just playing her part.

Pablo Pigasso

One monumental, temperamental, continental pig painter.
He once lived and worked way over in Spain,
But got kicked out of there for being a pain.
He squeezes his pigment right from the tube,
And paints round faces as squares and cubes.

Squeal Armstrong

One astrological, astronomical, kinda comical pig hero.
He was so humble, he grew up in a sty,
But went on to become the first pig to fly.
He was a pig who aimed for the stars,
So they granted his wish and sent him to Mars.

Diane Sowyore

One plainly rancorous, painfully
cantankorous pig anchor.
She's the pig with the nightly news,
But she's most famous for her interviews.
She's often obnoxious and usually curt,
But she always digs up the juicy pig dirt.

Pigmund Freud

One tantalizing, fantasizing, psychoanalyzing pig doctor.
They lie on his couch and tell him their fears,
Then he goes and shares it with all of his peers.
His answer's the same, or so it might seem;
He tells all his patients, "It's all in your dreams."