Sherlock Hams

One sneak peeking, clue seeking,
plain speaking pig detective.
This porky sleuth goes by the book,
To track down a thief or smoke out a crook.
He's one of the best at solving a case.
As crime stoppers go, this pig is an ace.

Queen Elizapig III

One inately stately, greatly admired queen of the swine.
She always wears a royal blue gown,
Bedecked in jewels and, of course, the royal crown.
She issues decrees from the royal throne,
And takes her ice cream in a royal cone.

The Duchess of Pork

One short-stacking, burger snacking, food packing sow.
She dines so fine on truffle stew,
Then has her cake and eats it, too.
She likes a buffet when it's all you can eat.
She doesn't care much about being petite.

Chief Ima Sow

Leontyne Swine